Blizzard Bounce Back: A Terp Bros Newsletter

Welcome back, Terp Team! It’s Tuesday again. Do you know what that means? It means yesterday was Monday and tomorrow is Wednesday but time is a human construct and we don’t like to waste it trying to figure it out. We’re not philosophers, after all. Instead, we like to stay in our lane. Providing all of you with amazing products and recommendations for places to eat and small businesses to check out right here in Queens! Sure, the other boroughs get all the love but people who know, know that Queens is King! Now that we got that once in a decade blizzard out of the way, come grab some heat from Terp Bros (Astoria and Ozone Park) today!

WEEKLY FEATURED PRODUCTS

1. Ruby Farms Prerolls - Assorted Strains (Astoria )

Ruby Farms is an elevated brand of prerolls that brings as much class as they bring gas to the table. They have been making a name for themselves in the preroll market here in New York for a number of reasons. First off, their packaging is amazing. Classic looking brown paper bags with an elevated touch and clear windows to catch a glimpse of the rose gold tin inside. The tin itself is a thing of beauty but nothing compared to what lies inside. Seven top shelf flower prerolls that pack a punch while still allowing you to feel like you’re doing something classy. You are, after all. Royalty and dignitaries throughout history have been known to enjoy partaking in the greenery or having what used to be called a particularly green thumb. Ruby brings all of the class and elegance of royal gardening to the masses with beautifully packaged and expertly grown cannabis rolled up just for you! You deserve a treat, after all. They have an assortment of delicious and potent strains to choose from so no matter what kind of high you happen to be looking for, they have something you’ll love! They also have a few flavors of cannabis gummies infused with functional mushrooms like lion’s mane and herbs like chamomile. Ruby truly has it all, and we have all you could want from Ruby here at Terp Bros Astoria.

2. The Mechanic Farm Flower - Assorted Strains (Ozone Park)

Every once in a while you want to splurge on something you regularly wouldn’t get for yourself. A fancier meal than you’re used to. A more expensive pair of shoes. Little things that elevate a purchase and make it that much more enjoyable. The Mechanic Farms is known for growing flower that fits into that category. A true treat yourself kind of smoke. When the time comes for you to splurge on that type of flower, head to Terp Bros Ozone Park and grab yourself some Mechanic Farms! Currently available in two strains. The Tropical 41 is an extremely potent and pungent hybrid strain that has the best of both worlds when it comes to effects. A cerebral and heady yet still relaxing smoke that is perfect for any time of day. The Red Rose is perfect for lovers. It also happens to be perfect for non lovers. Also not bad for Naan lovers. Whether or not you have a special someone in your life (or if you enjoy delicious crispy, fluffy Indian flatbread), you’ll love the Red Rose hybrid from Mechanic Farms. Who knows? You may even get so high you end up finding someone to spend the rest of your life with. No promises though. It’s weed, not a miracle worker. No offense. You’re great. We’re just saying it doesn’t have magical powers. Head to Terp Bros Ozone Park today to try some Mechanic Farms for yourself today!

WEEKLY RESTAURANT HIGHLIGHT(S)

Jamrock Jerk (Ozone Park)

Jamaican food is some of the most delicious on the planet. If you haven’t tried it yet, you absolutely need to give it a shot. You will not be disappointed! A great spot to try out your first taste is Jamrock Jerk. They have an amazing restaurant and a number of food trucks around the city serving up mouthwatering Jamaican staples to hungry customers every day! Whether you go for the Jerk pork or chicken, the amazing sides, or just to try a bit of everything to see what you like, you’ll be glad that you went! We recommend (for the first timers) to get the classics. Jerk chicken, rice and peas, maybe a side salad or some bread. Make sure you don’t tell them you want it spicy unless you can actually handle your spice because these guys do not mess around. The spices kick, the flavors punch. Eating here is like getting jumped in the best way. In fact, we’re confident you’ll be back for round two! If you do find yourself coming back again, make sure you try their creamy and delicious mac and cheese as well as their lesser ordered (but still amazingly delicious) Jerk pork. The truth is, no matter what you choose when you come here, you’ll leave with a full belly and a smile from ear to ear.

Ayat Astoria

Living in a city with food from every imaginable culture is a blessing and a curse sometimes. Sure, you have an unlimited number of food options from every culture under the sun. Because of that, you can choose to try something new for almost every meal and never repeat things. However, a seemingly unlimited number of options isn’t always the best thing. We all know the dreaded feeling of opening up Netflix with no show or movie in mind, then scrolling for hours only to settle on one of the few things you always end up watching anyway. The food scene in Queens can be similar. Sure, you could get anything, but it’s a daunting task to find something new all the time, so we end up falling back to our favorites. The local pizza spot, the halal cart on the corner, etc. One cuisine we think is worth trying if you haven’t yet is Palestinian food. Lucky for you, there is an amazing new Palestinian spot right here in Astoria that is serving up Middle Eastern comfort food called Ayat. From fresh hummus and babaganoush to traditional group dishes designed for sharing like Mashawy or Maklouba. Even their appetizers are fantastic! Falafel with tahini and pickles, Beefy Kibbeh, fried Halloumi cheese, even wings! No matter what you choose, you’ll be planning your second visit before you finish your first. We’re confident about that! When you go, let them know Terp Bros sent you!

Small Business Spotlight(s)

Q.E.D. ASTORIA

Comedy is one of the oldest traditions and forms of storytelling on the planet. For centuries people have gathered in groups to discuss things that collectively brought them joy or made them think about things in new ways. Sure, it wasn’t always called comedy. We’re sure there have been countless names for the act of making others laugh with words, but we’re sticking with the one we have today. If you are a comedy fan of any kind, you should definitely check out Q.E.D. here in Astoria! They have shows most nights, from improv to stand up showcases, even scripted performances and special in house events of all kinds. The kicker? The people who run the place are amazing, kind, and supportive of the comedians that perform there. That is a rare thing in today’s comedy scene. This place is fun, inclusive, serves snacks and cold beer, and is an awesome place to add to your list of spots to kick it here in Astoria. Not that any of our lists for places to hang out in Astoria were lacking. Next time you stop in to Q.E.D. let them know we sent you their way!

SHOWTIME SHOUTOUT

Q.E.D. LATE NIGHT OPEN MIC - 3/7, 11PM

Not sure when is a good time to visit Q.E.D. to check out one of their shows? One show we know all of the comedians would appreciate attendance for is their late night open mic. Since the show starts at eleven, it often doesn’t get the same kind of turnout that some of the earlier shows do. If you’re unfamiliar, an open mic is when comedians of all kinds and all experience levels take turns testing out new jokes. For some, it may be their first time on stage ever. In fact, if you’ve ever considered trying out comedy yourself, an open mic is the perfect setting. All of the comedians are aware that there are newcomers performing so, more often than not, they are overwhelmingly supportive. For others performing, they may have paid shows coming up and are at the open mic to test new material before taking it to a larger show or venue. Regardless, open mic night comedy shows are a great time and a fun way to spend a cold Friday night somewhere warm and fun! The kind folks over at Q.E.D. Astoria are friends of ours here at Terp Bros so make sure to let them know we said hello when you stop by!

Here we are again, Terp folks. The end of another Tuesday newsletter and with it, another bittersweet goodbye. Bitter because we wish we could just chill and recommend awesome places to shop and eat here in Queens all day every day, and we could. Sweet because we know we’ll be back next week to catch up and refresh your calendar with even more fun things to do here in Queens next week! As always, thanks so much for reading every week and for supporting us and the businesses we highlight each week. We all appreciate it and you so much! Until next week, stop by, say hi, stay fly!