NSFW JK LOL: A Terp Bros Newsletter

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Rolling Green Flower - Midnight Orgy 1/8ths (Astoria)

We've all been there. Robe on, cocktail in hand, lights low. Looking for someone (or seven someones) to spend your night with. You start to get in your head and decide to go outside for a bit to get some air. You open the door to find you're not alone, though you can't quite make out who you're sharing the outdoor space with in the dim light. A shy "Hello" meets your ears from across the darkness as the unknown figure moves closer to the light to reveal their face. You're rendered speechless by their beauty as they reach out to hand you something. A joint. You light it without hesitation, desperately trying to forget everything you ever heard Nancy Reagan say. Tonight, you're saying yes. You ask them what the strain is, because this is clearly the right moment for that. They smile and say, "Midnight Orgy from Rolling Green." You chuckle and say "Pretty ironic." Then you laugh together, head inside, and split off never to see each other again.

This flower is nothing like that. It's actually got a super refined terpene profile with notes of sweet berries, tart citrus, earthy spice and floral freshness. A bit of this, a bit of that, but everything pairing perfectly and playing off each other. It's also crazy potent and lasts for hours. Kind of like a… Well, you get it. Head to Terp Bros Astoria today to grab yours before it fini… Before it's gone! While you're in, take a look at the rest of the flower on the shelf.

Find Flower 1/8ths - Assorted Strains (Ozone Park)

Have you found Find? When you find Find, you'll never want to lose Find. Follow? No? Don't blame you. Well, let us help you find all of the things about Find you're sure to love. First off, they grow flowers that actually look, smell, and smoke like real flowers. Second, their dedication to perfecting new and fun crosses and strains is unmatched.

The two new strains we have in stock here at Terp Bros Ozone Park are the Cool Jazz (Indica) and Muffin Grease (Hybrid). The Cool Jazz is a spicy, earthy treat that tingles the taste buds with each hit. It may be an indica strain but it leaves you plenty of time to enjoy it before the heavy sedative effects take hold. The Muffin Grease is a gas-forward blueberry bomb that has to be tasted to be believed. Both are great, delicious and potent. Interested? We don't blame you. That's why we got them. While we still have them, head to Terp Bros Ozone Park to grab yourself a jar of each!

Florette Preroll Strain Drop (Astoria)

Florette has been improving the quality of their flower and prerolls steadily drop after drop. Batch after batch, you can see the difference. New strains and classics. The trim has been better. The buds have been tighter. Improvement is something that can't be ignored.

The new prerolls we have in stock are the Lotta Lato (Hybrid), the Lemon Fresh (Sativa), Acai Bomb (Indica), and the Pina Zai (Hybrid). Each of them are potent, flavorful, and inexpensive. Can you really ask for more from a preroll? Sure, you could. But would you get it? Probably not. It's a preroll. It would be pretty sweet if it could do taxes or train a lion to cook spaghetti but we don't think they can do that either. What they can do is get you feeling right without making your wallet light. We'll see you at Terp Bros Astoria when you decide to try them!

Weekly Restaurant Highlights

Sofia's Pizza (Ozone Park)

Sure, we try our best to highlight somewhat fancier, higher end restaurants a lot. However, we're people just like the rest of you, so we understand the need for something that is consistently quality. Sofia's Pizza in Ozone Park is a large chunk of locals' favorite spot to grab a slice. In fact, people even travel here from other neighborhoods and boroughs just to grab a slice of what is widely considered one of the best in Queens.

All of their slices, pasta dishes, and entrees are fantastic, but they do have a few items that stand above the rest when it comes to flavor and memorability. For us, the chicken pesto slice is one of those items. Perfectly grilled chicken pieces, fresh, herby pesto sauce, crispy and fantastically foldable crust. It's a thing of beauty. Their Penne Alla Vodka is another triumph. The sauce, the perfectly al dente penne noodles, the fresh basil and parmesan cheese. It's simple food done right, which in today's restaurant landscape is a truly refreshing change of pace.

No matter what you order, you'll be both impressed and full. For a simple neighborhood pizza shop, they're setting the bar pretty high. Hop over that high bar Olympics style, try to stick the landing, and head to Sofia's Pizza in Ozone Park today. Tell them when you get there!

Huncho's Halal Spot (Astoria)

Okay, okay. Sure, it's another halal spot. However, this is not your average halal spot. This is Huncho's Halal Spot. They serve chicken and lamb over rice like any other halal spot, but the options don't stop there. You can also get crispy fried chicken, or fish and shrimp, or Philly Steak, or falafel, or spicy versions of anything… over rice, of course. You can also swap out your salad for fries or hummus or almost anything else.

They also have a seemingly endless variety of sauces available to add on top. Our favorite, aside from the obligatory white and red sauce combo, is their herby green sauce. Cilantro, parsley, garlic, and a blend of spices and a creamy, tangy base make it the perfect pairing for just about anything but especially a packed halal platter.

Here is our suggested order for a first timer. Get yourself the crispy chicken over rice. It's a departure from the original chicken, but it's not so crazy that you don't feel like you're eating a halal platter. Get the white and hot sauce, obviously. But add some green sauce in there too and thank us later! It's familiar, but different in a way you can't put your finger on. Well, you could put your finger on it, but then your finger would be covered in sauce. Have some decorum. Regardless of whether or not you intend to eat it with your hands (we don't recommend it but you do you), head to Huncho's or order from them on the apps today!

Try While High: Stand Up Comedy Open Mic Night - QED Astoria

Looking for a fun new activity to do while stoned? You are not alone, and for so many people the answer is stand up comedy. Whether you just want to watch and laugh or get on stage and try your hand at one of the world's oldest forms of art, there are tons of big and small comedy open mic nights all over the city.

If you live in or near Astoria, you're in luck! QED Astoria has multiple open mic nights every week. That means you have multiple opportunities to either test out new jokes or go and watch people try their best to make you laugh. Their weekly lineup shifts around, so check QED's calendar before you head over. They also sell beer and snacks so you don't have to go anywhere else for anything to enjoy yourself at the show. Or to calm the nerves before a set. If you've got the guts, that is. Either way, we hope to see you at QED sometime!

Catch You Next Week

Here we are again, Terp heads. Another week down the drain and with it another newsletter from your friends here at Terp Bros Astoria and Ozone Park. But don't you worry. This newsletter will crawl its way back up that metaphorical drain to live again and bring you another list of what to smoke and where to eat and hang out here in Queens. As always, thanks for reading and either we're sorry or you're welcome for that Midnight Orgy section earlier. We hope to see you out and about or here at one of our Terp Bros locations soon! Until then, stay safe and have fun!