Oxtail & Hash Holes: A Terp Bros Newsletter
Good morning, Terp Stars! It's another beautiful day in Queens, or maybe it's cloudy and rainy. To be perfectly honest, these things are written at least a few days to a week before they drop so it's tough to know for sure. A little peek behind the curtain for you. Regardless of the weather whenever you happen to be reading this, we hope you've been well and that you're prepared for a heck of a humdinger of a newsletter. We're trying some new lingo out. Don't think it's working. You know what is working? The door here at [Terp Bros Astoria](https://terpbrosnyc.com/shop/astoria/) and [Ozone Park](https://terpbrosnyc.com/shop/ozone-park/)! Don't believe us? Come through and check for yourself. While you're here, check out some of the dope new products on the shelves and ask our budtenders for some awesome munchies recommendations and things to do in the neighborhood. Or, you can just keep reading because all of that is exactly what we aim to bring you week after week! Sit back, relax, and let us set up your week in Terp Bros style. Speaking of Terp Bros style, we also have T-shirts, shorts, beach towels, and canvas tote bags available at both stores!
By Bill Wallis

Weekly Featured Products
Preferred Gardens Half Ounces (Astoria)

We all have a preferred brand of flower. Preferred is challenging people to try their flower and see if they can switch their preferred brand to Preferred. You follow? Us either. Instead of that, we're just going to tell you a bit about the half ounces we have in stock so far. The Verzace BX is a balanced hybrid strain that offers a potent and powerful high while not venturing too far into the realm of headiness or couchlock. The Purple Medusa is another balanced hybrid that, at least for us, feels decidedly like it leans just slightly toward the indica side. That's for you to decide for yourself. No matter which you choose, or if you need an ounce anyway so you decide to just grab one of each, we think you'll love them! Grab yours at Terp Bros Astoria and browse the rest of the flower shelf while you're in.
Alien Labs New Flower 1/8ths - Assorted Strains (Both Locations)

Alien Labs has landed again with a batch of new flavors and fun. Here at Terp Bros, we have a beam receiver that is a direct communication device with the beings behind the flower that is taking over the planet one jar at a time. That means that there is no intergalactic wait for the flower with solar power. No, it doesn't power any of your devices. We're just trying to stick to a theme here. Anyway, the strains available at both Terp Bros locations include the Atomic Apple (Hybrid), Xeno (Hybrid), Brainwash (Hybrid), and Cosmic Cereal (Hybrid). The Xeno is the perfect blend of creamy sweetness and gassy funk with a long lasting flavor. The Atomic Apple is a sour green apple flavor bomb. A candy terp lover's dream. The Brainwash is a spicy, sweet, herbal delight with effects that last long after most others would have faded away. Finally, the Cosmic Cereal hits the nose with a creamy, sweet, buttery scent that continues on the inhale and melts into a smooth vanilla flavor after the exhale. No matter which sounds best to you, or if you're indecisive and just need to get all four, head to Terp Bros in Astoria or Ozone Park today and grab some for yourself to try!
Zizzle New 1/8ths (Both Locations)

Have you ever wondered what it would be like if Zizzle dropped two new awesome strains of flower that were currently available at both Terp Bros locations? Well, lucky for you, you can stop wondering. We have made that dream that we all shared a reality that we can also share together. The strains in question? Knickerbocker OG (Indica) and Halle Berry (Hybrid). The Knickerbocker OG is sweet, delicious, and powerfully potent. It has to be the best to be named after the best. The Halle Berry is earthy, deep, fruity, and almost tart on the exhale. Perfectly balanced high that creeps into the hours after you smoke. It has to be the best to be named after the best. Hi, Halle! We know you're a weekly reader and can't thank you enough for the support! What? There's something to be said for wishful thinking. We're manifesting, okay? Whether or not you're an Oscar winning actor, head to Terp Bros in Astoria or Ozone Park to grab yourself a jar of either (or both) today!
Static Room Hash Holes 2G - Assorted Strains (Both Locations)

The time has come. Static Room has finally released their dry sift hash infused prerolls. We aren't going to flood this paragraph with needless details. We're simply going to tell you a few facts and then iterate and reiterate that you definitely want to try these while they're around. And they are limited, so move quickly once you know which one (or ones) you want to try. Without further ado, here's the lineup. The Mega Z x Red Stardust (Hybrid), the Cherry Popperz x Garlic Popsicle (Hybrid), the A.M.A. 2.0 x Garlic Popsicle (Indica), the Lemon Popperz x Honey Banana (Sativa), and the Party Poppers x Trop Cherry (Sativa). Take your notes, pick which ones you want, or simply toss the notepad out the window and head to your nearest Terp Bros location now to grab one of each while supplies last. Less of a product highlight and more of a warning that these are going to fly off the shelves at both locations so your best bet to snag one would be to act fast! You're welcome in advance. While you wait for the drop to hit your rotation, the rest of the prerolls shelf is always stocked.
Weekly Restaurant Highlight - Cherry Valley Supermarket Hot Bar (Astoria)

We can already hear it. Cherry Valley isn't a restaurant. That's where I buy my bread for my peanut butter sandwiches. Sure, those are both true things, depending on your stance on peanut butter and where you live. However, what you may not know about this humble Astoria supermarket is that tucked away in the center of the store is a tiny hot bar serving up big West Indian flavors. Yeah, you read that right. You can get curry goat, oxtail with mac and cheese, and an assortment of other West Indian delicacies that you will not believe are being made and served at a tiny supermarket in Queens. You simply have to try it for yourself. Here's how to set up your plate like a pro. Get a good base of mac and cheese first. This is essential as it is going to act as a vessel for the remaining sauces of the rest of the food. Now, with your macaroni base, grab yourself some curry goat and rice and peas and put that off to one side. Then, the best oxtail you've ever had or will ever have in a grocery store on the other side. Finally, top it off with freshly fried sweet plantains to bring everything together with a familiar sweetness. This is arguably the best hot supermarket food we've ever tried. We wouldn't be recommending it if it wasn't. Make sure you let the cashier know that we sent you when they're ringing you up. They won't know what you're talking about, but that's okay. We don't reach out to businesses before we highlight them. And once your plate is packed, Terp Bros Astoria is right in the neighborhood for dessert.
Weekly Restaurant Highlight - Colima Taqueria Two Dollar Birria Taco Tuesday (Sunnyside)

Colima Taqueria is taking Taco Tuesday to the next level by offering their patrons two dollar birria tacos every Tuesday. Sure, any taco on any day is great. But a birria taco... on a Tuesday... just hits different. That's why we're highlighting them this week. You've been working really hard. It's been a lot this summer and we see you. You can always count on us to find spots that will help you stretch your dollar so you have more to bring with you here to Terp Bros! Seriously though, go try the tacos on Tuesday. You'll be glad that you did. Slow braised beef and delicious, brothy consomme. All for only a couple bucks? You can't beat that! Make sure you let them know we sent you when you stop by!
Event Spotlight - 4th Annual Beer Towne Festival (Ozone Park)

Our neighbors at Beer Town are having their fourth annual Beer Towne which is a get-together they have every year to spotlight their store, local brewers, and all things beer! If you love weed and beer, you have got to stop by and check it out on September 12th at 135-26A Cross Bay Blvd. Need another reason to come by? No problem, we got you. What if we told you that Beer Town is right next door to Terp Bros Ozone Park? Well, we hope you're sitting down because now you can catch a buzz and some buds in one place! Also, by then we'll have slightly more tolerable weather. With any luck, that is. Mark your calendars and get your tickets now and snag the free collectible Beer Town glass, a twenty percent off voucher for any in-house purchase 9/12-9/13, and head to Beer Town on September 12th from 1 to 5pm! There will also be food served up by Grillfire Gourmet and Diamond Dogs Pizza Co! Oh yeah, did we forget to mention that tickets also include UNLIMITED samples of drinks? Sorry, we kind of buried the lead there, didn't we? Won't happen again. See you at Beer Town September 12th!
Featured breweries: Finback Brewery, Bondi Beer, Athletic Brewery Co, OHHo, Jones Beach Brewing Co, Endless Life Brewing, Sixpoint Brewery, St. Ambrose Cellars, Sap House Meadery, High Seas Mead, and more!
See You Next Week
There you have it, Terp friends. Another week gone, and with it, another Terp Bros newsletter full of fun and fire! As always, thanks so much for coming back each read to check out what's new, what's smoking right, and where to eat when the munchies kick in. Until next week, we hope to see you out at one of our restaurant suggestions or here in one of our stores to pick up something delicious in another way! It's not goodbye, it's see you next week!
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