Terp Of The Morning: A Terp Bros Newsletter

Welcome back, Terp Folks! The time is upon us, and that time is sometime Tuesday morning we think. We’re not entirely sure. We also don’t exactly know why we say ‘we’ when it’s just one person writing this. Supposedly it promotes a team-based image, which we’re told is important. Regardless, what’s important to _us_ is you! And for that reason, we’re back again like every Tuesday with another list of what to do, where to shop, and what products here at Terp Bros are fire (spoiler alert: It’s all of them). Thanks so much for coming back week after week, trying our highlighted products, and visiting the businesses and restaurants we shout out! We’re all about community here at Terp Bros, and that means sharing the beautiful parts of Queens, big and small, with those most important to us. You!

WEEKLY FEATURED PRODUCTS

1. Superdope Flower (7g) Assorted Strains (Ozone Park)

If you’re looking for the dopest dope you’ve ever smoked, look no further than Superdope! In all seriousness, and all Pineapple Express movie quotes aside, the flower from Superdope is on another level. If the stuff you’ve been smoking lately isn’t quite doing the trick anymore, consider trying one of the three available strains we’ve got here at Terp Bros Ozone Park! The Plum Popperz (Indica Hybrid) has bright, poppy stone fruit flavors with a clear headed but heavily sedative high that lasts for hours. The Mega Z Dark is a potent and earthy Indica hybrid that is a perfect blend of euphoria and relaxation with a slight berry flavor on the exhale. The Cherry Popperz (Sativa Hybrid) is an explosion of candy and citrus flavors that pop with each hit and leave you wanting more, so you should probably grab two!

2. Bodega Boyz Disposable Vapes - 1g & 2g - Assorted Strains (Ozone Park)

Bodega Boyz has been killing it with flower, infused pre rolls, and disposable vapes for years now. However, today we’re specifically highlighting them for their vaporizers. Most cannabis vapes are all the same. One strain, one flavor, one effect. Not Bodega Boyz. They developed a device that allows for two different strains in one. This gives you the choice to hit one side, the other, or blend them together to get a new, third flavor. The possibilities are endless. Well, actually there are three possibilities. But they offer multiple different combos of strains and flavors for each device, so the possibilities are at least significantly more than three. Some are double sativa, others double indica, and some have one of each, allowing you to have a daytime high, an evening high, and a balanced hybrid high as well! No matter what kind of disposable cannabis vapes you’re used to, get ready to have your expectations shattered… at least three times, as we established earlier. Head to Terp Bros Ozone Park today to get the perfect one (or six) for you!

3.MFNY Gummies - Assorted Strains & Flavors (Astoria)

No, you aren’t having Deja Vu. Well, you might be. We don’t actually know if you are or not. It would be pretty mind blowing if you were while you’re reading this. Anyway, what were we talking about? Oh yeah! MFNY has most definitely graced our lists of popular products once or twice before. However, not all readers are weekly readers, and on the off chance that this is the first of our newsletters you’re reading, we wouldn’t want you to miss out on learning about the delicious, potent, flavorful gummies from MFNY. Made with live resin, these edibles are as potent as they are flavorful, and that’s really saying something. Whether you like a relaxing Indica to drift you into a lulled state of calm after work or a heady, energetic gummy for before going out with friends or watching a good movie, MFNY and Terp Bros Astoria have you covered! Stop by to grab a pack (or five) today!

4. Higher Vibrations Flower (7g) Assorted Strains (Astoria)

If you’ve noticed new or worsening sobriety, contact your cannabis provider and ask if Higher Vibrations is right for you. Higher Vibrations is a cannabis flower company designed to bring good times, smiles, and positivity to those suffering from not being all that high anymore. Their Z1 #4 (Sativa Hybrid) helps with sleepiness and lethargy with a bright, zingy citrus and creamy vanilla terp profile. The Perm Marker x G41 (Indica Hybrid) helps with anxiety, stress, and insomnia with a deep, earthy flavor profile and a hint of gas on the exhale. Side effects include feeling awesome, food tasting better, movies and TV being funnier, forgetfulness, sleepiness, alertness, people sniffing after you walk by them, a pungent, skunky aroma, multiple high fives, unexpected naps, and not remembering where you parked your car. If your high lasts longer than four hours, consult the homies and let them know that they need to head to Terp Bros Astoria to grab some for themselves before it’s gone!

WEEKLY RESTAURANT HIGHLIGHT(S)

Honey Fitz (Astoria)

Today is St. Patrick’s Day, so it seems only fitting that we highlight a spot that serves traditional Irish food. What is traditional Irish food, you ask? Keep reading. We’re literally about to tell you. Or open another tab and google it if you just can’t wait. Honey Fitz is an Irish pub on Broadway here in Astoria that has a classic, cozy vibe and serves up pints of Guinness and house cocktails to thirsty Astoria locals on the daily. However, where they truly shine is their food menu. They have amazing fish and chips, sausage rolls, cottage pie, and so many more comforting and filling Irish dishes that will have you river dancing to your server to ask for seconds! They also have a limited chip shop pop up menu that features even more Irish classics and inventive recipes like battered sausage (think corn dog, but thinner and without the stick) and cottage pie croquettes that blend savory, delicious cottage pie filling with deep fried mashed potato balls. Kind of like a meat and potato Gusher, only much better than that makes it sound. You can’t forget the classic spice bag with perfectly cooked fries (or chips), breaded fried chicken pieces, sautéed onions and peppers, chili crisp, and served with a bowl of delicious curry sauce we guarantee you’ll want more of. This St. Patrick’s Day treat yourself to some of the tastiest Irish food available in Queens at Honey Fitz! Make sure to tell them we sent you if you check them out!

Let’s Do Brunch (Ozone Park)

The temps are warmer, the sun is starting to show back up again, and that can only mean one thing in NYC. Brunch season is yet again upon us! That’s right, good friends, good food, and 11am bottomless mimosas are about to be back in full swing and we couldn’t be more excited about it! There’s nothing like a fun brunch out with friends and there’s no place to do it quite like Let’s Do Brunch in Ozone Park. Let’s be honest, most places serve brunch on the weekends. But is the word brunch in the name of the actual restaurant? We didn’t think so. This place is perfect for gabbing with the gals and gulping down mid morning drinks (alcoholic or otherwise). No matter who you’re brunching with or what the occasion is, the classic breakfast foods and amazing service at Let’s Do Brunch will have you coming back for seconds! Tell them Terp Bros sent you!

Small Business Spotlight(s)

GROVE 34

Grove 34 is a comedy club and event space here in Astoria that has a number of different events most nights of the week! Whether it’s a hilarious comedy show, a private party, or a fun, consumption-friendly event, Grove 34 is the perfect place to hang out and enjoy company here in Astoria! For this reason, Terp Bros has teamed up with the amazing people at Grove 34 to bring you a night of live jazz music, fantastic cannabis products (with open consumption), and community networking. Jazz & Joints is the perfect event for those of you looking to chill out, take in some awesome live jazz music, and partake in some of New York state’s finest legal cannabis products. Sound like a good time? We’re about to make it sound even better! That’s right, this isn’t only a night of live music and open consumption. Terp Bros is also handing out free gift bags because what good is an open consumption event if you don’t have anything to openly consume? Head to Grove 34 this St. Patrick’s Day at 9pm to enjoy everything green! Tell us we sent you! It will be confusing, but we think we’ll get it eventually.

Here we are again, Terp folks. Another Tuesday, and with it, another list of fun, fire, and finger licking good eats (no KFC). Unfortunately, because we need to start planning out next week’s list and because you likely don’t have hours to sit and read a novel of a newsletter, it’s time that we once again say goodbye. However, there’s no need to stress. We’ll be back in seven short days with an all new list and a corned beef and cabbage hangover that just won’t quit! Until then, thanks for reading and we hope to see you at one of the many events or restaurants in Queens over the next week. See you in a week!