Falling With Style: A Terp Bros Newsletter
It's a great day to be a Terp Bros newsletter weekly reader! Why, you ask? Rude, but we'll overlook it because we're too excited about the banger of a list we're about to drop on you! From what's smoking right here on the shelves at Terp Bros Astoria and Ozone Park to new and fun places to shop, eat, and hang out. And you know we plan to do it with a slightly strange approach, as some of our weekly readers have said to us in person. We're pretty sure they were compliments though and before we overthink it too much, we're just gonna get into the good stuff! You think they were compliments, right? You know what? Forget it. Here we go!
By Bill Wallis

Weekly Featured Products
Zips Prerolls Fourteen Packs (1/2 oz) - Assorted Strains (Astoria)

Picture this. You finish a great preroll from a brand you've never had before and as soon as you put it out, you know you're going to want to get another thirteen of them. Happens all the time, right? But the dispensary is closed, or too far away, or you're too high. There's a million different reasons you might not want to get off of the couch and we personally feel all of them too. Don't put yourself through that misery. Head to Terp Bros Astoria today to grab yourself a new fourteen pack of full gram prerolls from Zips!
Current lineup (as of the writing of this very serious newsletter) includes Marshmallow (Indica), Super Lemon Haze (Sativa), Super Boof (Hybrid), and Cookies & Cream (Hybrid). A little something for everyone, and each pack has enough for everyone. Even if you go to a party. A small one, though. Any more than fourteen people and you might not even get one. You know what? You should probably just grab two packs while you're here. Just to be safe, you know? For the parties.
Gotti Flower 1/8ths - Assorted Strains (Ozone Park)

Heard of Got Milk? More like Got Gotti? And yes, we do. Here at Terp Bros we aim to please when it comes to what we carry. We listen and respond. That being said, we heard your requests for us to start carrying the flower from Gotti and we got it in stock now here at Terp Bros Ozone Park! The lineup includes Godfather OG (Indica), Zamnesia LBS (Hybrid), Golden Trio (Hybrid), Bomboloni (Hybrid), and Lemon Icee (Sativa).
The Godfather packs a deep and earthy flavor with heavily sedative effects that last for hours. Zamnesia will have you repeating yourself all night. Zamnesia will have you repeating yourself all night. The Golden Trio definitely doesn't sound like an innuendo, does it? (It's fire). The Bomboloni is so flavorful and potent, you won't be able to forget about it. See what we did there? Italian. Finally, the Lemon Icee will have you feeling like you're standing in line at the Corona Ice King and finally get a sample taste on a hot summer day. No matter which you want, or if you want one of each, head to Terp Bros Ozone Park fast!
Jenny's Vape - Pancake Ice Sativa (Astoria)

Jenny is our girl. She knows how to make a vape like nobody else does and that is clear with every puff you take on one of her cured resin devices. If you're not familiar with cured resin, it's a lot like live resin in the way that it is extracted. The only real difference is that instead of using fresh frozen cannabis, the buds are fully cured before the extraction process begins. The product is deeply flavorful concentrate with a true-to-flower high. Each strain is carefully curated and means something to Jenny personally.
The Pancake Ice is a newcomer to the Jenny's lineup but it will surely become one of your favorites from the first pull. Sweet, buttery smooth, potent, and undeniably gassy on the exhale while still retaining its sweet and savory initial taste. This one is for the flavor chasers for sure. Truly complex. Like how a lot of us described ourselves in college. This is not one you want to miss, so make sure you stop by Terp Bros Astoria to grab yours today while supplies last!
Wizard Trees All In One Vapes - Assorted Strains (Both Locations)

The Wizard is up to his old tricks, only this time there's also something new up his sleeve. The all new all in one vapes from Wizard Trees are in and they are absolutely delicious. These things are not your ordinary live resin all in one vapes. They have strain specific terps and that means that if you have already become a fan of Wizard Trees through their flower or prerolls, you already know what to expect from the highs on their vapes. Absolute gold. Supplies are limited and stock will not last long, so if you need to get one (or five) then we suggest heading to Terp Bros to grab one or one of each ASAP!
Weekly Restaurant Highlights
Good Time Country Buffet - All You Can Eat Southern Comfort Food (East Village)

Look, we can already hear it. "The East Village isn't Queens!" We know, and by now, if you don't already know that we're aware of Queens being the ultimate food borough then you must be new here. We also know that no matter how great the food is here, some places are worth a train ride into the city. We believe this is one of them. Where else can you get southern comfort food staples like biscuits and gravy, fried chicken, mac and cheese, fried green tomato, cornbread, and collard greens in a buffet? In New York, nowhere. That's why we think it's worth the trip. They also serve desserts like ice cream sundaes, banana pudding, and apple cobbler. Rumor has it you can even get a classic banana split.
The best part is we've only told you about one of their daily menus. That's right, the menu changes daily, so if you miss something one day, come back the next. It may be there, or maybe you'll find something different and exciting! They even have a salad bar if you need some greens to help the grease go down. Next time you're heading to the village or craving some down home southern comfort food, head to Good Time Country Buffet and get your fill! If you can manage, between plates, let them know we sent you!
Joe Junior Restaurant - Diner (Gramercy)

While we're already highlighting a Manhattan spot with the first suggestion, we may as well make it a mini food crawl for you. Next up is Joe Junior Restaurant. Known around the city as one of the last old school diners still serving up food seemingly stuck in the past, but in a good way. Their regulars will openly tell you that Joe Junior serves the best diner style burger in the city. We happen to agree, at least in Manhattan. Nothing that makes a classic diner a classic diner is missing at this place. The grease in the air. The unapologetic noise that is the epitome of embracing the chaos for decades on end fills the air with each visit. It's a sensory overload at times, and a place to have a quiet, intimate conversation at other times.
The atmosphere and feeling of having stepped back in time is only eclipsed by the quality of the food. In that regard, this is no ordinary corner diner in the city. No, Joe Junior does it differently. No matter what you order, the flavors will speak softly to you and tell you that you made the right choice. They'll hold you on a cold night and make you feel like everything is going to be alright and they'll be there with you for good news and bad. These flavors would drive you to JFK in the middle of the night with no notice and expect nothing in return. If you're looking for diner food that fills a part of your soul and not just your stomach, you know where to go! When you do, tell them where you heard about them.
Until Next Week
There you have it, folks! Another week, another visit from the Wizard, and another list of what to smoke and where to eat here in the greatest city in the world. As always, thanks so much for coming back week after week to let us ramble on, make questionable jokes, and occasionally drop a rec worth checking out. Until next week, stay classy San Diego!
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